Posted on Tuesday, 30 September

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

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Posted on Tuesday, 30 September

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

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Posted on Monday, 29 September

can-you-not-my-gayward-son:

Nick’s Consignment Emporium, Flint, MI 

Posted on Monday, 29 September

nataliedromer:

when someone asks about my love life

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Posted on Monday, 29 September

pizzaotter:

starsdontfadeaway:

pizzaotter

I’ve reblogged this but I fucking love it so much I’m gonna do it again.

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Posted on Monday, 29 September

charliebartowskis:

REMEMBER, MEN FIGHT GREAT BUT WOMEN ARE GREAT FIGHTERS

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Posted on Monday, 29 September

foreveremilyjamie:

The kitty king.

Posted on Monday, 29 September

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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Posted on Monday, 29 September

swordofomens:

surfer-rosa3:

carlboygenius:

Hemp is a Sensible, Sustainable, Highly-Industrializable Plant

We should utilize it. Hemp could solve many problems.

END PROHIBITION. It is NOT just about smoking.

YEP.

And you forgot a big one: it is excellent at trapping carbon! Plants pull the carbon dioxide out of the air, turn the carbons into other compounds and release the oxygen, thus cooling the planet.

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Posted on Monday, 29 September

Death. When you’re young, you think about it. I mean, you don’t really think about it - you have the intelligence of raspberry jam, you’re not thinking about anything. But it’s there, as a motive force, making you do things.  - Dylan Moran

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